Builder (30): (To his wife) I’ve had strange instructions form clients in me time, but this one beats them all.
Wife (29): What was that?
Builder: The owner of the house left as soon as I arrived, and she told me to talk to her budgie…
Wife: WHAT?
Builder: Yeh – apparently it’s a female and she’s pining for her mate who died last week, and she thinks I could be a substitute.
Wife: For goodness sake. So what did you do?
Builder: What do you think? I said “Hello Millie”.
Wife: Yep, that certainly sounds like your chat-up line.
(With thanks to Marie, the owner of the house)
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