Jack-the-Lad (24): I’ve told the boss, I said I’m having next week off. I’ve just got to detox.
Drinking buddy (24): So what are you going to do on this week off?
Jack-the-Lad: Detox, mate. Chill out, go down the gym...
Drinking buddy: ...give up the fags, the booze and the birds?
Jack-the-Lad: No, I enjoys me fags. And a lad’s got to have a drink, innee?
Drinking buddy: ...so the birds then......
Jack-the-Lad (patiently): No mate, that’s the point, I ain’t had any of them in months, got to detox.
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